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"I'm on my way. I don't know where I'm goin', I'm on my way, I'm taking my time but I don't know where"- Paul Simon ( Me & Julio Down By The Schoolyard )
Welcome to Julioville!!!!....Raised in the Projects(does that mean it was an experiment?) Trained in the U.S. Army, Eurotrash Citizen(Germany-10 years) & Jack of all Trades.( That means I had a lot of jobs! ) Paperboy, Snowshoveler, Gardener, Laborer, Gas Station Attendant, Janitor, Soldier, Stocker, Warehouse Manager, Accountant, Federal Corrections Officer, Operations Manager, Laser Operator, Distribution Manager.....the next logical step- Comedy! ........I'm tired of workin' for Da Man!
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At The World Famous DUPLEX with American Comedy Experience
The purpose of my site is to inform you, My Fans, of my whereabouts as I drive on in my journey to achieve my dream of working local New York Comedy Clubs, not for Fame & Fortune, not to get paid in free sandwiches and a beverage, but to get fries also!......with ketchup! I believe I've earned the right..... Do I dare to dream any more?
Thank you for visiting my Web site. It ain't easy being Nuyorican on the Superinformation Highway! After years of procrastinating and making up excuses for not going full steam ahead with my comedy, I've decided to spend millions of your hard earned taxpayer dollars through the Department of Health and Human Services "Fund For The Procrastinating Comedians " To shamelessly promote my act and give you, My Loyal Fans, a Website we can all be proud of. Check out my Upcoming Performances Hope to see you there! Thank you for your support! Life Is Good! Peace & Blessings!
You Try Doin' Standup In a Club in Germany!...Doin' one of my old Springteen bits, sorry Bruce!
I encourage your comments regarding my act and my Website. I am looking forward to hearing from you.You can contact me at my e-mail address: (Will Post soon) I will make every effort to answer all e-mails, until of course, I get outrageously famous, at which time I will activate the "Auto Responder" feature.
Click on the following link-- DATABASE to remove your Drivers License information from a Public New Data Base collected from all 50 states for The Department of Transportation. I thought it was a joke too until I saw my own Drivers License there. You have to OPT OUT to remove it or otherwise anyone can see it and get your personal information including your address, phone number and Social Security Number! It was an little known amendment of the Patriot Act that allowed this. You will see your photo and info! tell your friends about it!
All Original Comedy Material & Poems written by Julio Ray. Copyright 2004, 2005, 2006 & 2007. All Rights Reserved. All cartoons by Mark Fiore, used by permission. Classic Jokes, Henny Youngman collection, Rodney Dangerfield Material courtesy of Jokes.com , used by permission. Any retransmission, copying, public performance, recording or any other use of the material on this website, in any form, is strictly prohibited.